[Wonderland magic is very occasionally not awful and this is absolutely one of those times. Louis flaps his wings a couple of times, trying to fold them because how the hell do you fold an extra pair of limbs? He doesn't know. This didn't come with an instruction manual. ]

I can totally fly now and it's the greatest thing Wonderland has ever done to me. Which... y'know, given Wonderland usually does awful things to me, I'll take as a nice little bonus.

[It doesn't make up for the weird, awful shit, though. Not even a tiny bit. His grin gets wider.]

Sooooooooo. Mabel told me an interesting thing about you.