[Somehow, even though his face is already red, Wirt still manages to look hugely embarrassed and flustered.]
O-Oh, my god. Beatrice wasn't really a bird! I mean, yes, she was definitely a bird for a lot of the time she was here b-but I wasn't like-- oh my god, that's gross Louis.
[HE HATES THIS CONVERSATION SO MUCH.]
She threw a rock at a bluebird because she's a jerk and it cursed her and the entire family so they were like, all bluebirds for a while? And I did meet her while she was a bird but nothing happened while she was still a bird. We got these magic scissors and cut her wings away and she turned into a girl again so like. Zero percent bird! A-And probably not even 100% girlfriend! I don't know; it was complicated!
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O-Oh, my god. Beatrice wasn't really a bird! I mean, yes, she was definitely a bird for a lot of the time she was here b-but I wasn't like-- oh my god, that's gross Louis.
[HE HATES THIS CONVERSATION SO MUCH.]
She threw a rock at a bluebird because she's a jerk and it cursed her and the entire family so they were like, all bluebirds for a while? And I did meet her while she was a bird but nothing happened while she was still a bird. We got these magic scissors and cut her wings away and she turned into a girl again so like. Zero percent bird! A-And probably not even 100% girlfriend! I don't know; it was complicated!