I mean honestly, I thought if you cut a birds' wings off you'd end up with a bird who can't fly any more, but what do I know with my logic and science.

[He says this, of course, while they're both adorable little ponies. ]

Um. Okay, Wirt? Pro-tip? When a girl kisses you because she's not sure if you'll actually have any chance to do it again? Probably means she's actually into you and was always nervous about making that leap in case something bad happened. Jesus, fuck she sounds as neurotic as you are.

[He means that in the best possible way. Probably.]

That sucks, though. The purgatory thing. So you have no way of finding out if she's okay? If... when [he remembers that happy Christmas scene] when you get back, you'll have no way of finding out?