"Is this recording? ...Um. Hi. This is Wirt. I'm not here right now - I-I mean, obviously, since this is a recorded message. Uh... Leave me a message and I'll get back to you, at some point."
Obviously there are a lot of dungeons. And 38 is the best size for optimizing your power quadrant, obviously. It's definitely necessary. You can't possibly get a nat 38 on a 20 sided die.
Come on, if this follows the pattern of everything else in my world, no one's going to know what they're doing. Still could be fun. And it's really not that hard to learn.
[It sounds really hard to learn, and Wirt's not sure he believes that no one else will know it. Or, at the very least, he figures most of the people interested will probably be people who already know his world's version.]
It does sound kind of fun, I guess? I dunno. I'll get back to you about it.
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[He can't really compare since he's never played either of them, but it's still a sillier name for a game than Dungeons and Dragons.]
Also, why would anyone ever need dice with that many sides? Can you even read the numbers at that point?
[Or maybe they're really big dice but that just seems kid of ridiculous.]
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[He mostly asks because with a game exclusive to Dipper's world, he doesn't exactly have a ton of options.]
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I mean. I assume it isn't dumb. It's definitely not dumb just because it comes from my world, is what I meant.
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I dunno. I'll think about it. I don't really know anything about tabletop games at all, so...I don't want to hold you guys back or anything like that.
[Or get made fun of for not knowing what he's doing. ...It's mostly that, really.]
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[That is a great big lie, Dipper Pines.]
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It does sound kind of fun, I guess? I dunno. I'll get back to you about it.
[He is absolutely not committing to anything.]