"Is this recording? ...Um. Hi. This is Wirt. I'm not here right now - I-I mean, obviously, since this is a recorded message. Uh... Leave me a message and I'll get back to you, at some point."
It happened to Soos! He picked up this romance video game thing to try and make himself better at dating, but when he got an actual girlfriend the girl in the game got super jealous and took over robots to try and kill him! And her, and us, cause we were around.
Wow. That...actually, yeah. That does sound a lot like Monika. She hasn't been able to do much, since she's stuck inside a computer, but...she did kind of send me a poem about nails and knives and useless characters that was vaguely threatening?
[She also definitely sent it with a scream that made him jump out of his skin but he's going to skip that part.]
Let's just hope she doesn't find a robot she can jump to. [He glances at the door nervously.] Though... there are a bunch of robots here. That's... not great.
I don't know anything about robots, but...she had a body at the carnival. Like, a real body. She said she asked the Red Queen if she could have one she just gave her one, and said she could use it for a week. As far as I know there weren't any other catches, which is kind of weird?
Only for a week? [Dipper frowns.] Yeah, that is weird. And potentially dangerous. I don't love the idea of her not being confined to the network, but I also bet that if she gets just a taste for a real body and then has it taken away…. Well, she seems like she might take extreme measures to get what she wants.
...you're probably fine. [Maybe. Sort of.] There aren't as many electronics here as back home so like, she can't wipe out your bank account or mess with stoplights or anything.
[Wirt looks absolutely horrified by the future and the weird ways a computer could totally kill him or ruin his life if it wanted to.]
I-I mean...I guess? Do you get a LOT of potentially malevolent computer people in the future? Like, do you always have to worry about stoplights glitching and bank accounts getting wiped out for no reason?!
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Seriously? She's a boyfriend-obsessed AI who can't take a hint? Why does this always happen?
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What do you mean why does this always happen? Who has this ever happened to before, ever?
[He doesn't doubt him exactly - it's jsut hard to imagine someone else had this exact same problem already.]
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[Dipper has had a really weird life.]
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[She also definitely sent it with a scream that made him jump out of his skin but he's going to skip that part.]
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[Wirt, in his defense, knows almost nothing about electronics.]
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Sometimes I forget that you're from the eighties.
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What does that have to do with anything?!
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[Dipper, you're freaking him out a little.]
H-How much trouble am I in exactly?
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I-I mean...I guess? Do you get a LOT of potentially malevolent computer people in the future? Like, do you always have to worry about stoplights glitching and bank accounts getting wiped out for no reason?!
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