"Is this recording? ...Um. Hi. This is Wirt. I'm not here right now - I-I mean, obviously, since this is a recorded message. Uh... Leave me a message and I'll get back to you, at some point."
[Nope, it's too late. His poetry notebook is in Dipper's hands. But...his clarinet and a notebook? Wirt doesn't manage to string a single possibility together before Dipper's pulling him again.]
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[Nope, it's too late. His poetry notebook is in Dipper's hands. But...his clarinet and a notebook? Wirt doesn't manage to string a single possibility together before Dipper's pulling him again.]
O-Okay, okay! Where are we going?
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[Doo doo doo up the stairs.]
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[WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?]
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[He opens the door.]