"Is this recording? ...Um. Hi. This is Wirt. I'm not here right now - I-I mean, obviously, since this is a recorded message. Uh... Leave me a message and I'll get back to you, at some point."
[Wirt should probably be more worried about receiving this out of the blue without any sort of context, but he genuinely has no idea why she would be sending this to him. He's thinking too much about the source material and missing the point.]
That's from Shakespeare, right? Much Ado About Nothing?
[Maybe that's all this is. Much Ado about Nothing. Without thinking too much about it, he sends her the next line of the play as a reply.]
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text (sorry for the delay I've been on hiatus!)
That's from Shakespeare, right? Much Ado About Nothing?
[Maybe that's all this is. Much Ado about Nothing. Without thinking too much about it, he sends her the next line of the play as a reply.]
"By my troth, a good song."
it's okay babe, i know <3
[ Good thing he can't see her face. If looks could kill, he'd probably be dead right now. ]
too bad you don't know how to keep secrets
<3<3<3
[He's thinking about it though, and it doesn't take very long for his guilty conscience to come up with something he's done wrong.]
no subject
or hmm, somehow leading him to believe i'm some murderous bitch?
maybe even all of the above!
know what? i'll write a short poem to make the point clearer, since that seems to get through to you the most:
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I thought you were kind
but you're not, so screw you.