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[singloversing]

"Is this recording? ...Um. Hi. This is Wirt. I'm not here right now - I-I mean, obviously, since this is a recorded message. Uh... Leave me a message and I'll get back to you, at some point."

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it's okay babe, i know <3

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yeah. i'm glad you know your Shakespeare.

[ Good thing he can't see her face. If looks could kill, he'd probably be dead right now. ]

too bad you don't know how to keep secrets

<3<3<3

[singloversing]

What? What are you talking about?

[He's thinking about it though, and it doesn't take very long for his guilty conscience to come up with something he's done wrong.]

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oh i dunno, maybe you telling Dipper what i really am?

or hmm, somehow leading him to believe i'm some murderous bitch?

maybe even all of the above!

know what? i'll write a short poem to make the point clearer, since that seems to get through to you the most:

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I thought you were kind
but you're not, so screw you.